Burgers
Seasoned patty with your choice of cheese.
The cheesy guilty pleasure you can't stop
watching...we mean...eating.
Seasoned hamburger patty.
Plain & simple but totally loveable.
Seasoned hamburger with
bacon and your choice of cheese.
Everything is better with Mr. Bacon!
Seasoned hamburger patty glazed
in our homemade BBQ sauce,
bacon, cheddar cheese,
& topped with hand breaded onion rings.
When you think of our uncle you don't think BBQ
but you should see what things he can grill.
On second thought,
you probably won't want to know.
Seasoned hamburger patty with
grilled mushrooms & swiss cheese.
Why does the mushroom
get invited to all the parties? Cause he's a Fungi!
Seasoned hamburger patty smothered in garlic
& Havarti cheese. No need to worry about vampires.
Seasoned hamburger patty with
grilled jalepenos & pepper jack cheese.
So Spicy it will leave your face burned & scarred.
Seasoned Hamburger patty
covered in our homemade
cajun seasoning and topped with bleu cheese crumbles.
Better check your brake lines
after eating this burger,
he may be coming for you! Spicy!
Two slices of grilled rye bread with melted swiss cheese.
Grilled onions & a seasoned hamburger patty.
We are sure you will be possessed by this delicious treat...
you will order another, you will order another.
Seasoned hamburger patty glazed with our homemade teriyaki sauce
& topped with grilled pineapple. (This burger does not come with cheese).
After a bloody battle with the bloody ninja
she finally conceded & gave us her teriyaki sauce recipe.
Seasoned hamburger with a chunky
peanut butter, peach jelly, & cheddar cheese.
This burger is for those with the serious munchies!
Seasoned hamburger patty with sliced ham,
bacon, American cheese & topped with a fried egg.
If the appocalypse comes & you had one last
meal you would die happy after eating this.
Warning: this burger is not for the weak.
You must be strong to survive the Eggpocalypse.
Two slices of toasted white, wheat, sourdough, or rye bread.
4-6 slices of bacon, lettuce, mayo & tomato.
We think it's a little sinister to
order a BLT in a burger joint but here it is...lol.
Our signature burger. Covered in a Memphis-style
hot rub, jalapenos, pepper jack cheese, garlic sauce, and bacon.
When you go too far with dream inception, you run into this guy!
Burgers
The Audrey
Grilled seasoned hamburger patty. Plain & simple but totally loveable.
B-List
Grilled seasoned patty with your choice of cheese. The cheesy guilty pleasure you can’t stop watching…we mean…eating.
Tremor
Grilled and seasoned hamburger with bacon and your choice of cheese. Everything is better with Mr. Bacon!
The Bloody Ninja
Grilled seasoned hamburger patty glazed with our homemade teriyaki sauce & topped with grilled pineapple. (This burger does not come with cheese). After a bloody battle with the bloody ninja, she finally conceded & gave us her teriyaki sauce recipe.
The Sticky Icky
Grilled seasoned hamburger with a chunky peanut butter, peach jelly, & cheddar cheese. This burger is for those with serious munchies!
The Eggpocalypse
Grilled seasoned hamburger patty with sliced ham, two strips of bacon, American cheese & topped with a fried egg. If the apocalypse comes & you had one last meal you would die happy after eating this. Warning: this burger is not for the weak. You must be strong to survive the Eggpocalypse.
The Sinister
Two slices of toasted white, wheat, sourdough, or rye bread. 4-6 slices of bacon, lettuce, mayo & tomato. We think it’s a little sinister to order a BLT in a burger joint but here it is…lol.
The Terrence
Our signature burger. Covered in a Memphis-style hot rub, jalapenos, pepper jack cheese, garlic sauce, and bacon. When you go too far with dream inception, you run into this guy!
Appetizers
Frankie’s Fingers – $7.50
Ever heard of the monster made of cheese? Well, we caught him & locked him up. Whenever we cut a piece off him it grows back. Mozzarella cheese sticks served with homemade marinara sauce.
Skull Poppers – $7.50
Have you ever seen what the inside of monsters rotting skull looks like? Bite into one of these. Deep fried jalapeno’s stuffed with cream cheese. Served with homemade ranch.
Mummy Wraps – $7.50
Oddly enough, Archaeologists found a tomb of mummies wrapped in onions. During the expedition, the exit to the tomb collapsed trapping them inside. With nothing else to eat they had to eat the onions. Onion rings served with a choice of sauce.
Vamp Fangs – $10.50
There is a small farm in a secret location where our chicken comes from. Buried in the ground was found coffins full of garlic-covered fangs. So we put the two together, enjoy! Chicken strips cut in half & tossed in our garlic sauce served with a side of fries. Then covered with parmesan.
The Birds – $9.50
Ever wonder what happened to all those dead birds from that Alfred Hitchcock movie? Well, wonder no more…Mwuahahahaha! Chicken strips served with fries and a side of homemade ranch
The Hills Have Fries – $9.00
While looking for herbs in the hills we discovered a horrifying family. We had to run for our lives. During the escape, we grabbed a small golden box. Inside was the recipe for a cheese sauce. You don’t want to know the ingredients. Fresh cut fries covered in our cheese sauce, bacon bits & chives.
Munster Fries – $8.50
Ever feel like the creature of the night is watching you? Eat these garlic soaked fries & your neck will be safe. Fresh cut fries tossed in our garlic sauce
& covered with parmesan.
Rotten Roots – $8.50
On the farm, we mentioned before the soil grew rotten potatoes. Our farmers said the land was cursed. The potatoes grew in odd shapes & were colored red. Maybe the blood from whatever the fangs were removed from. Sweet potato fries served with our homemade sweet sauce.
HufflePuffs – $8.00
We have an alchemist from a school that we cannot mention. While working on the recipe for Rotten Roots there was an explosion & Huffle Puffs were born. Sweet potato tater tots served with our homemade sweet sauce.
Penny-Fries – $8.50
Rumor has it that after he feasted on their fears. He deep-fried their fingers. Breaded and fried pickles served with our housemade ranch.
Chicken Sandwiches
The Ripper – $16.50
Crispy or grilled seasoned chicken breast glazed with our homemade BBQ sauce. Cheddar cheese, bacon & chives. Warning, if you try to take this one to-go you may be in danger. We don’t know who he is, but he loves to kill for his sandwich.
Chicken Cordon Boo – $16.50
Crispy or grilled chicken breast topped with smoky ham, swiss cheese & honey mustard. Maniacal villain or amazing chicken sandwich? Either way, it’s im-PECK-able.
The Smoking Gun – $16.50
Crispy or grilled chicken breast with sauteed mushrooms, bacon & swiss cheese. We are always looking for evidence of the supernatural. This sandwich will make you believe!
The Elivira – $14.00
Crispy or grilled & seasoned chicken breast with your choice of cheese. This chick never gets old!
Freak Show – $16.00
Crispy or grilled chicken breast glazed with our homemade Teriyaki & topped with a grilled pineapple ring. If you’re not a fan of the bloody ninja, then this sandwich is for you!
The Crawford – $15.00
A chicken breast covered in our homemade cajun seasoning and topped with bleu cheese crumbles. This chicken sandwich is the best thing that EVER happened to Baby Jane. Spicy!
Kid's Menu
Killer Griller – $8.00
Grilled white bread with American cheese.
Poultrygeist – $9.50
Six crispy fried chicken nuggets.
The Tiffany – $10.00
Grilled and seasoned kid burger with your choice of cheese and veggies.
The Chucky – $9.50
Grilled and seasoned kid burger. Served with your choice of veggies.
Demon Dogs – $9.50
Mini deep-fried corn dogs.
Brain Bites – $9.50
Fried Mac N Cheese bites.
Build Your Own Salad
Now you have the chance to build your own horrifying creation. Below is a list of items for you to choose from, don’t be scared to get creative!
We Start With a Plate of Salad, Then You Add:
Grilled or Crispy Chicken (Cajun/Teriyaki/Plain)
Choose Any Four Items:
Sprouts, Tomatoes, Cucumber, Mixed Cheese, Onion, Bacon Bits, Croutons, Jalapeno, Bleu Cheese Crumbles, Egg, Black Olives
Choose a Dressing:
Ranch, Italian, Bleu Cheese, or Honey Mustard. Then sit back and wait for your creation to arrive!
Each additional side is $0.50.
A little about us
We have been a family-owned, horror-themed burger shop since September of 2018. We offer an array of burgers with locally sourced beef and plenty of other items that are all regional. We are proud to serve, honor, and help our community through our FREE sack lunch program, and with the POW/MIA table, both of which are recognized year-round. We strive to better the lives of every person we come in contact with through our excellent food, service, and our enticingly macabre atmosphere.
